the thunderpath
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what if aquatic animals had Tumblr would that be fucked up or something lmaooo anyways
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🌿 mx-seagrxss Follow
mating season is such a chore. wdym i have to migrate back ten thousand miles just to find some bitches
🐟 thatsalmonboy Follow
outta my way gayboy I’m boutta get it
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i have been transformed into a creature beyond my wildest imaginations
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🎣 cardinesan Follow
uhhh was nobody going to talk about how the new update makes the site virtually unusable for crustaceans ???
🌊 pelagic-tragic Follow
honestly even if we tell staff you know they’re not going to do anything. crustaceans make up such a small percentage of oceanblr right now that it’s going to be impossible to get them to care. the treatment of anyone who isn’t a bony fish on this website is atrocious tbh
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🌑 the-midnight-zoom
oh my cod its so dark down here why do i have such piss poor eyesight. if my eyes could open any wider id be doing that but nooo my house in the god damn depths says get fucked. not even my cousin in that one cave has to put up with this wtf
🔦 anglerfished Follow
hey come here for a second
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🦑 a-sinkingsquid Follow
absolutely freaking out right now you frys don’t understand … There’s another squid at this whale fall and she’s really really cute! I want to talk to her so bad but I’m scared as all hell … what if she thinks I’m trying to eat her and swims away ? ?
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🐋 girlwhaletail Follow
shipping discourse is sooo pointless like? you argue about ships? ⛵ those things that sound really loud & pass by me everyday? 🛳️ whoo whoo?
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🐌 justasnailfish Follow
where is every one ..
“Funny Girl”: Maggie Rizer photographed by Richard Burbridge for Vogue Russia, December 2000
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mermay siren little doodle page
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the storm, it gains
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Giving me a bag of sea pottery and glass was a bad idea. I’m OBSESSED. So here’s a tea clipper on a teacup shard, will make it in a necklace. Now I’m thinking of stories in fragments, tales about ships on sea-rounded porcelain and glass
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every time i get food from the store thats already gone bad i fall down this really bizarre paranoia spiral where i envision a world where every meat animal is born sick and deadalive and inedible and every tree bears soft, rotten fruit, and all the vegetables are bitter and poisonous. everyone pretends that everything is normal, but everyone is sick, and all food tastes foul, and soon i will walk down the aisles of the grocery store, alone, cracking cans open and finding only mold inside
every time i jack off i cum
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batter up! ⚾
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you know what line from Shakespeare makes me go feral. that one line that’s like “I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes (and also I will go with thee to thy Uncle)” from Much Ado About Nothing because like. that line is objectively really funny because Beatrice is just talking about going with Benedick to have a conversation with her uncle and he’s. being an overdramatic bitch again. but the other thing is that. that line is so unbearably tender. imagine you ask someone to go with you to your uncle’s and they seriously tell you not only do they want to do that but they also want to die in your lap and be buried in your eyes, sort of in a joking tone but also completely meaning it. i cant think about that too long or ill absolutely go insane
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